Dogs are better than people ever will be

ruinedchildhood:

dude in the back turnt up

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sarriane:

1-800-lonely-boy:
you are my peach, you are my plum
youre angle or youre devil

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lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

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setheverman:

aroptua:
setheverman:
i ate 6 sandwiches in like 4 minutes and now i can’t move
I can offer mouth to mouth.
don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches

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8thwonderful:

fenway03:
your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:
keyhollow:
jewel-charisse:
hello-i-am-the-mad-hatter:
lazorsandparadox:
cartnsncreal:
Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife
For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.
SIGNAL BOOST
SIGNAL BOOST
SIGNAL BOOST
Will always reblog
Protect all the ladies and the dudes
Damn
For those who don’t have shoelaces and for those who do but don’t want to trip over their own feet in case something goes wrong, here’s another way:
It’s all about quick, determined movement of your arms. To see it in action, watch the video at https://youtu.be/0Gr6HX_IKpw?t=9m – the zip ties part starts around the 8:00 min mark. The video also shows how to escape handcuffs and duct tape. And if you’re wondering what to do when you’ve got your hands behind your back, go to approx. the 0:20 min mark of the following video: “Moving cuffs from behind back to front position” (taken from thrillwriting.blogspot.de/2013/05/credit-wikipedia-disclaimer-this-is-non.html, where you’ll also find additional information on how to escape handcuffs).
For teach this to your kids….boys too. We don’t need to lose noone

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chiehiro-moved:

one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
like
who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????

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yootsart:

saladsaladnovski:
“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase

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amberdragonling:

cosplayheaven69:
Cosplayer: Alyson Tabbitha.
Country: United States.
Cosplay: Cosplay VS Reality.
https://www.facebook.com/AlysonTabbithaOfficial/
@alysontabbitha
She is a shapeshifter
Only explanation.

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salty-blue-mage:

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physticuffs:

fartgallery:
me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive
everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*
schrödinger would have hated this interpretation of his work and i am HERE for it

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black-kids:

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somewhatsolidcrew:

my–darling–dear:
foreverhelives:
“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”
IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE
I AM SCREAMING @homeskilletbiscuitt @hennything-goes

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greatlordfluffernutter:

mylittleghoulscout:
did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

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